Prophets of the Art World

Welcome, esteemed art connoisseur, to Prophets of the Art World, the premier destination for discerning visionaries and tastemakers. We're glad you asked for our Sharpie Sponsor Package 3, the pièce de résistance of our collection.

Package Contents:

• 1x Sharpie Showdown Exclusive Prophet's Quill (a.k.a. a really nice pen)
• 10x Prophetic Inspirational Posters (because who doesn't love a good dose of existential dread?
• 1x Limited Edition Art World Atlas (because you can never have too many maps)
• 1x Free Consultation with a Real, Live Prophet (worth $100, but yours free)

Want more? Check out our Prophetic Pro Package 4, for the really, really, REALLY serious art enthusiast.

Or, for the truly cosmically inclined, our Prophets of the Universe package is out of this world.